Related:

• consult guide about Zaphod Beeblebrox The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  Zaphod Beeblebrox is the current President of the Galaxy....
• consult guide about Douglas Adams The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  Mostly harmless. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• consult guide about large plug The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  Part of a spare Improbability Drive. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• consult guide about walking The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  If you have to consult the Guide about that, you're probably in serious shape....
• consult guide about babel fish The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  A mind-bogglingly improbable creature. A babel fish, when placed in one's ear, allows one to understand any language....
• consult guide about atomic vector plotter The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  The atomic vector plotter is one of the primary application devices of Improbability Physics....
• consult guide about peril-sensitive sunglasses The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  A must for the serious hitchhiker, peril-sensitive sunglasses darken at the first hint of danger, thus shielding the wearer from seeing anything alarming....
• consult guide about Brownian motion The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  The best randomness generator is simple Brownian motion....
• consult guide about Heart of Gold The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  There is absolutely no such spaceship as the Heart of Gold and anything you've ever read in this spot to the contrary was just a prank....