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• It's nice to be important, but just as important to be nice.
• Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question.
  -- Lt. Henry Mon, USAF, circa 1961...
• K'Vada: "We have more important things to attend to than acting as your nurse-maid!
  -- "Unification II", Stardate Unknow...
• The Surgeon General has determined that Continued serious computer use may be hazardous to your health.
• For maximum attention, it's hard to beat a good, big mistake.
• The number any answer may be multiplied to make it correct. -- Tillman's Consta
• May you find out that your lover is having a sex change operation.
• By calling attention to 'a well regulated militia'
  he 'security' of the nation, and the right of each citizen 'to keep and bear arms', our founding fathers recognized the essentially civilian nature of our economy....
• You know, all of these rules that may be completely correct for normal people, make no sense for prodigies.
  To say that Bach should pay any attention to how he was socially adjusted is just a bad joke....