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• Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -- Pablo Picasso
• Rome Tonight: Hey, watch out, when sharing your spaghetti, you can get the plague by sharing a noodle.
• Nobody can give you freedom.
• COMPUTER An electronic device designed to make you rip your hair out.
  The principles of a computer are very simple. You give the computer some data as input, it messes, mixes, scrambles and screws up the data until it is nonsensical and unrecognisable, and then it spits it out the other end as output....
• Kirk: "Give me some time to recall the data on our computers.
  Khan: "I give you sixty seconds, Admiral." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
• Give a man a computer program and you give him a headache, but teach him to program computers and you give him the power to create headaches for others for the rest of his life.
  .. -- R. B. Fore...