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• 0410 Are you able to recite phone numbers for half-a-dozen computer systems but unable to recite your own?
  -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• Librarian Party: Bring your own books and beer.
• If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask your computer.
• What Did Santa Claus Bring You In 1999? (#1) LINUS TORVALDS
  Santa didn't bring me anything, but Tim O'Reilly just gave me a large sum of money to publish my new book, "Linus Torvalds' Official Guide To Receiving Fame, Fortune, and Hot Babes By Producing Your Own Unix-Like Operating System In Only 10 Years"....
• 0056 Does your terminal/computer talk to you? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• 0117 Does your computer come in 'designer' colors? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• 0435 Is your license plate computer-related? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• A peripheral is what your spouse becomes after you bring a personal computer into your home.
• An axe stroke makes a deep wound in your leg.