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• Biological Science: A contradiction in terms. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Flame Test: Trial by fire. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Sagan: The international unit of humility. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• SI: Acronym for "Systeme Infernelle". -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
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• Monomer: One mer. (Compare POLYMER). -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
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• Polymer: Many mers. (Compare MONOMERS). -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary