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• A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. -- Sir Thomas Beecham
• Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.
  -- Sir Thomas Beecham...
• The British like any kind of music so long as it is loud. -- Sir Thomas Beecham
• In the first movement alone, I took note of six pregnancies and at least four miscarriages.
  -- Sir Thomas Beecham, on Bruckner's 7th symphony...
• A musicologist is a man who can read music but cannot hear it. BEECHAM
• For men use, if they have an evil turn, to write it in marble
  and whoso doth us a good turn we write it in dust. -- Sir Thomas More...
• Why should the Devil have all the good tunes? Rowland Hill (1744-1833)
• Though an angel should write, still 't is devils must print.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Fudges in England, Letter iii...
• Only a wizard can use a magic whistle.