Commandant: "No witnesses." Kirk: "Killed while trying to escape." McCoy:

Commandant: "No witnesses."
Kirk: "Killed while trying to escape."
McCoy: "Damn clever, if you ask me."
Kirk: "It's a classic."
-- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8

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