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• This won't hurt, I promise.
• I'll be gentle honey...I promise...
• Honey, I'll be down in 10 minutes, I promise this time.
• Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last night.
  Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and humiliated me in front of the entire town....
• Marge: Homer, we're on a tight budget, here. Promise me you won't get carried away.
  Homer: Yes, money. ... I mean, honey. -- Homer catches lottery fever, "Dog of Death...
• I promise results, not promises.
• Honest honey, I was at the office!
• Honey, I Formatted the Kid!
• Honey, I polymorphed the kids!