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• Funny how these things always happen to me?!?!
• Coincidences are spiritual puns. -- G.K. Chesterto
• Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form. -- Karl Marx
• I'll not listen to reason. Reason always means what someone else has to say.
• Among civilized nations reason has always been an occupational hazard.
• precedence lossage /pre's*-dens los'*j/ n. [C programmers] Coding error in an expression due to unexpected grouping of arithmetic or logical operators by the compiler.
  Used esp. of certain common coding errors in C due to the nonintuitively low precedence levels of &...