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• Sysop's most used tools, Coffee and Aspiri
• Coffee, ice cream, beer and pizza. -- The four food group
• Household hint: If you are out of cream for your coffee, mayonnaise makes a dandy substitute.
• Cocaine -- the thinking man's Aspirin.
• Wiggum: We're still not close. Boy! This is going to be an all-night brain-buster.
  [rolls chair over to coffee machine] Oh, we're out of coffee!...
• And on the seventh day, He took an aspirin.
• Stop talking! I'm out of aspirin!
• Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.
• Aspirin is an OK contraceptive, hold it between the knee