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• LOGO: Language Old; Gone Obsolete.
• We've picked COBOL as the language of choice.
• BCPL: Beats Cobol Programming Language
• COBOL: Completely Over and Beyond reason Or Logic.
• COBOL: /koh'bol/ [COmmon Business-Oriented Language] n.
  (Synonymous with {evil}.) A weak, verbose, and flabby language used by {card walloper}s to do boring mindless things on {dinosaur} mainframes....
• COBOL /koh'bol/ n. [COmmon Business-Oriented Language] (Synonymous with evil.
  ) A weak, verbose, and flabby language used by card wallopers to do boring mindless things on dinosaur mainframes....
• COBOL programmers are destined to code COBOL for the rest of their lives, and thereafter.
• Quote #412 C++ is the only current language making COBOL look good. -- Bertrand Meye
• COBOL: the only programming language in which you can write a letter home to your folks and reasonably expect it to compile and run without errors.