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• The Well. The town may be changed, But the well cannot be changed.
  It neither decreases nor increases. They come and go and draw from the well....
• Once I finally figured out all of life's answers, they changed the questions.
• Buccaneer: The price of corn on the cob...
• Is sex in a cornfield "Porn on the cob"?
• I come from a small town whose population never changed.
  Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town. -- Michael Prichard...
• If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other.
  But here's the point I'm trying to make: Corn on the cob is good, isn't it....
• One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back.
  Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties....
• Do you suffer painful elimination? -- Don Knuth, "Structured Programming with Gotos" Do you suffer painful recrimination?
  -- Nancy Boxer, "Structured Programming with Come-froms" Do you suffer painful illumination?...
• I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.
  -- Dave Barry...