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• We work out entirely too much. We waste time. A friend of mine runs marathons.
  He always talks about this "runner's high." But he has to go twenty-six miles for it....
• No! Light speed is too slow!
• GORS: GO Real Slow
• Entirely too much time is being spent in the washrooms.
  In the future, you will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order....
• A good stroke, but it's too slow, the # dodges.
• Modems are too slow, and life is too short. [-dd-]
• There was a young coder named Guy. He said to himself with a sigh, "The VAX is too slow, it won't even go.
  I'll give my abacus a try....
• Your work is very poor, but at least it's slow.
• No, no, no. You mean 286 and 386's are too slow, not Windows.