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• The bigger they are, the faster I run. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• Obviously, the person who said 'The more, The merrier' never had zits.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• Religion frightens me; spirituality enlightens me. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I have an awesome sex drive--problem is, I can't get out of park!
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• Never quote a well-hated person. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• Never shell out into DOS when yr drunk. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• Don't preach to me by faith, but rather by truth. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• Sometimes you have to turn right to go left. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I grew up Catholic. Then I grew up. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)