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• No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions.
  -- real standing law in West Virginia, United States of America...
• Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.
  -- real standing law in New Mexico, United States of America...
• Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.
  -- real standing law in Iowa, United States of America...
• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
  -- real standing law in Florida, United States of America...
• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
  [real standing law in Alabama, United States of America]...
• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
  -- real standing law in Louisana, United States of America...
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
  -- real standing law in Florida, United States of America...
• A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.
  -- real standing law in Nebraska, United States of America...
• A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
  -- real standing law in Pennsylvania, United States of America...