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• Do you know that doing your best is not good enough?
  First you must know what to do. -- manufacturing-quality theorist W. Edwards Deming...
• Simple enough for a weenie; enough power for a nerd!
• estriction n. A bug or design error that limits a program's capabilities, and which is sufficiently egregious that nobody can quite work up enough nerve to describe it as a feature.
  Often used (esp. by marketroid types) to make it sound as though some crippling bogosity had been intended by the designers all along, or was forced upon them by arcane technical constraints of a nature no mere user could possibly comprehend (these claims are almost invariably false)....
• Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all have Porsche
  I must make amends. -- Janis Jopli...
• Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmissio
• Do you think that an exercise freak invented power steering? -- Garfield
• I had been learning to drive with power steering, I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going in the opposite direction.
• Knowledge is power, particularly if you know enough of it on the right people.
• Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.