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• Cheese -- milk's leap toward immortality. -- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play
• What is good to know is that cheese whiz exists and milk whiz doesn't.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• Immortality is dead!
• It's so cold ... Father can't milk the cows by hand because he has to wear his wool mittens.
  This tickles the cows. They get hysterical and nothing comes out but cottage cheese....
• Freedom, Immortality, and the Stars!
• The Secret to Immortality is .%&@{ CARRIER LOST
• A Bachelor looks, but does not leap.
• I'm ready to leap NOW!
• Taking a QUANTUM LEAP into the past.