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• Vietnam is a jungle. You had jungle warfare. Kuwait, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, you have sand.
  [There is no need to worry about a protracted war because] from a historical basis, Middle East conflicts do not last a long time....
• He Was A Low Down, Cheap Little Punk! (YEAH PUNK!)
• AND NOW ANOTHER WORD FROM THE PENTAGON Oh, and by the way.
  .. about those 45,000 body-bags we had shipped to Saudi Arabia....
• The morale of troops on the home front is just as important as the morale of troops likely to be blown up at any moment.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle (you knew he would have one) speaking about his morale boosting trip to a National Guard Armory in Grand Rapids following his moral boosting visit with U....
• Florence of Arabia -- feminist camelmanship.
• Duplex: Having two apartments.
• All you have to do to see the accuracy of my thesis is look around you.
  Look, in particular, at the people who, like you, are making average incomes for doing average jobs - bank vice presidents, insurance salesmen, auditors, secretaries of defense - and you'll realize they all dress the same way, essentially the way the mannequins in the Sears menswear department dress....
• I do a lot of research, especially in ladies apartments.
• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?