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• Life consists in this. You no sooner get your head above water when someone flushes and it all starts over again.
• And Satan trembles when he sees The weakest saint upon his knees.
  -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- Exhortation to Praye...
• Very frequently, when someone can not change their mind, it is an indication of a lack of something to change.
• Seriousness is the very next step to being dull.
• If someone sees Bill Clinton, laugh at him for me.
• If someone sees Ross Perot, laugh at him for me.
• Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need your signature.
  Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me....
• Refrain to-night, And that shall lend a kind of easiness To the next abstinence
  he next more easy; For use almost can change the stamp of nature....
• Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you.
  ...If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours....