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Ceterum Censeo Clitorem Vostris Sanctissimae Majestatis Ante Coitum Excitandam Esse.
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"Ceterum censeo clitorem Vostris Sanctissimae Majestatis ante
coitum excitandam esse."
-- Advice given to Empress Maria Theresa by her personal physician.
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