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  o that the words spoken in winter were articulated next summer....
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  After the time was up they were thawed, and started to read newspapers to catch up on the situation....
• Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much. But you're living in a world of makebelieve.
  With flowers and bells and leprechauns. And magic frogs with funny little hats....
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