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• At the Academy Awards Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
  -- Bob Hope...
• How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Nine. One to climb the ladder and replace the bulb, eight to stand around grumbling "That should be ME up there....
• Actors do it in the lime light.
• Actors do it on camera.
• Actors do it on cue.
• Actors do it on stage.
• Actors pretend doing it.
• Castrate - the hotel rate for actors.
• bacteriological warfare...hard to believe we were once foolish enough to play around with that.
  -- McCoy, "The Omega Glory," stardate unknown....