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Card readers? We don't need no stinking card readers.
-- Peter da Silva (at the National Academy of Sciences, 1965,
-- in a particularly vivid fantasy)
Related:
lace card n. obs. A punched card with all holes punched (also called a `whoopee card' or `ventilator card').
Card readers tended to jam when they got to one of these, as the resulting card had too little structural strength to avoid buckling inside the mechanism....
lace card: n. obs. A {{punched card}} with all holes punched (also called a `whoopee card' or `ventilator card').
Card readers tended to jam when they got to one of these, as the resulting card had too little structural strength to avoid buckling inside the mechanism....
I will make no bargains with terrorist hardware. -- Peter da Silva
Life sucks, but it's better than the alternative." -- Peter da Silva
Running as root is like driving without seatbelts. -- Peter da Silva
That was Zen, this is Tao. -- Peter da Silva, April 24, 1993
The big difference between UNIX and VMS: To do anything on UNIX, you need to know an obscure command.
To do anything on VMS, you need to know an obscure option to SET. -- Peter da Silva...
Hello?... What?... Yes, Jeff... Flame them.
-- phone conversation overheard in Peter da Silva's office...
Quote #224 Vance Kochenderfer | "It's not *you* that is the problem, it's all vkochend@nyx.
cs.du.edu | the other people on the net." - Peter da Silva...