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• I'd love to, but... I have to fluff my shower cap. -- 35 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I dinna know ya' c'uld get wool from 'em too!
• pop gun / cap gun.
• Tell me to whom you are addressing yourself when you say that.
  I am addressing myself--I am addressing myself to my cap....
• VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.
  They say that hens do cackle loudest when There's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid...
• A pound of Flex-ex and a blasting cap cures hacking.
• SMILEY q:-) wearing baseball cap backward
• SMILEY *<.'v (profile) wearing snow cap
• Avoid any wine with a childproof cap. -- Richard Smit, "The Bronx Die