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  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside, As many other mannish cowards have.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 3...
• I'm NOT schizo! Oh, yes I AM!
• If the rascal have not given me medicines to make me love him, I 'll be hanged.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc. 2...
• If I die, Baldrick, d'you think people would remember me?
  ...Yeah, of course they would. People would always be slapping each other on the shoulders and laughing and saying, 'Do you remember old Privy-Breath?...
• You must wake and call me early, call me early, mother dea
  To-morrow 'll be the happiest time of all the glad New Year,-- Of all the glad New Year, mother, the maddest, merriest day...
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
• Bad artists always admire each other's work. -- Oscar Wilde