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• EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN 1.
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  ugar cubes Heat up the wine and hard stuff (which may be substituted with wine for the faint of heart) in a big pot after adding all the other stuff EXCEPT the sugar cubes....
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• Have an affair. It'll help break up the monogamy.