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• On Halloween all the people in the neighborhood dress up like her. -- Soupy Sale
• Why don't you put your face in dough and make jackass cookies? -- Soupy Sale
• You show me a sculptor who works in the basement and I'll show you a low-down chiseler!
  -- Soupy Sale...
• It's an old, seedy, run-down gymnasium on the lower West Side catering to young and old boxers.
  Amidst the yelling, the smell of fighters sweating, punching bags and each other, one of the boxers comes over to his corner following three rounds of heavy hitting and says to his manager, "I really want a shot at the kid, Kid Jackson....
• For nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body.
• The following appeared in a memo from the president of a company that builds and sells new homes in Steel City.
  "Over the past five years, the population of Steel City has increased by more than 20 percent, and family incomes in Steel City have risen much faster than the national average....
• oom-temperature IQ: [IBM] quant. 80 or below. Used in describing the expected intelligence range of the {luser}.
  Well, but how's this interface going to play with the room-temperature IQ crowd?...
• Two businessmen were having lunch and they started talking about world problems, high taxes, the cost of living, their families.
  And one of them says very proudly, "I have six boys....
• They who talk much of destiny, their birth-star, etc.
  are in a lower dangerous plane, and invite the evils they fear....