But Even Though They Probably Certainly Know That You Probably Wouldn't, They Don't Certainly Know That Although You Probably Wouldn't There's No Probability That You Certainly Would.

But Even Though They Probably Certainly Know That You Probably Wouldn't, They Don't Certainly Know That Although You Probably Wouldn't There's No Probability That You Certainly Would.

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"But even though they probably certainly know that you probably
wouldn't, they don't certainly know that although you probably wouldn't
there's no probability that you certainly would."
-- Sir Humphrey Appleby on nuclear deterrence

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