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• After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!
• I have a chocolate chip in MY computer.
• I have something BETTER than chocolate. Rike
• We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside, As many other mannish cowards have.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 3...
• After you have had a beer the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
• Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
  -- Mark Twai...
• The money you save after the kids have gone can be used well, to afford new housing for the smaller family.
• Whip cream, chocolate, baby oil... what did you have in mind?