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• A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income.
• Liberal largesse is limited only by conservative income.
• Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
• Hitler was a Conservative.
• Clone: An acronym standing for "Copied Low-cost Optimal Non-IBM Equipment".
  Often used as a cure for the dreaded Big Blue. Texas, land of independent self-styled individualists, is current "Siliclone Valley" where imagination is limited only by IBM....
• A reasonable Conservative is hard to find.