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• Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.
  -- Arthur C. Clarke...
• If it sits on your desk for 15 minutes, you've just become the expert. -- Winger's Rule
• I call my computer "Hole in the Desk
• Digiterata: AS FAR AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT SURRENDER
  MODIFY YOUR SOFTWARE UNTIL IT WORKS THE WAY THE SOFTWARE HOUSE ADVERTISED....
• GC /G-C/ [from LISP terminology; `Garbage Collect'] 1.
  vt. To clean up and throw away useless things. "I think I'll GC the top of my desk today....
• GC: /G-C/ [from LISP terminology; `Garbage Collect'] 1.
  vt. To clean up and throw away useless things. "I think I'll GC the top of my desk today....
• It's not just a computer -- it's your ass. -- Cal Keega
• It's not just a computer -- it's your ass." -- Cal Keega