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  With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack....
• Now, where did I park my hard drive?
• Did you hear about the next major-theme amusement park will be called Disneygland.
• Q: What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?
  A: One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie....
• A man parks his car in front of the main entrance of the Congress.
  Immediately, a member of the security team goes after him yelling...
• If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them. -- Yogi Berra
• I chose and my world was shaken. So what? The choice may have been mistaken -- The choosing was not.
  -- Stephen Sondheim, SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE...
• cause they're Vampire Hookers, and blood is not all they suck!
  -- from "Vampire Hookers", (theme song to "Vampire Hookers")...
• There's a lovely paper which compares Unix to Zork in both cognitive and user motivational terms.
  Maybe you like Unix because it's an adventure game?...