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• Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think
  Oh boy! I'm going insane again. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Yeast is yeast and nest is nest and never the mane shall tweet.
• It has long been known that birds will occasionally build nests in the manes of horses.
  The only known solution to this problem is to sprinkle baker's yeast in the mane, for, as we all know, yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet....
• Homer: Brothers, I've learned a wonderful lesson: helping others makes our own lives better and makes us better people.
  So instead of just shooting pool and drinking beer, let us Stonecutters use what we have to help the less fortunate....
• War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. -- Desiderius Erasmus (1465-1536)
• War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. -- Desiderius Erasmu
• War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. ERASMUS
• MEOW...SPLAT...RUFF...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
• It [marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without despair to get in, and those within despair of getting out.
  -- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne...