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• Support your local Scout troop.
• You may be redneck... if your mother turns out to be your sister.
• YOUR SISTER DATES A SYSOP!
• Don't wait for your ship to come in. Row out to meet it. -- Stevenso
• During the voyage of life, remember to keep an eye out for a fair wind
  batten down during a storm; hail all passing ships; and fly your colors proudly....
• May a diseased yak take a liking to your sister.
• May a crazed yak fall in love with your sister.
• It's not the quantity of the troop that's important, but the quality.