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• The Three Laws of Thermodynamics: The First Law: You can't get anything without working for it.
  The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break even....
• You can't get anything without working for it. -- The First Law The most you can accomplish by working is to break even.
  -- The Second Law You can only break even at absolute zero....
• The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait!
  -- Jim Warne...
• The three laws of thermodynamics: (1) You can't get anything without working for it.
  (2) The most you can accomplish by working is to break even....
• All tends irreversibly towards Chaos. -- Second Law of Thermodynamic
• The second law of thermodynamics implies that the expression "good news" is an oxymoron.
• Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics: Things get worse under pressure.