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  Lisa: Nuh-uh, he smells more like a photo lab. Home...
• I ain't got no quarrle with them Viet Congs. -- Muhammad Ali
• It's an old, seedy, run-down gymnasium on the lower West Side catering to young and old boxers.
  Amidst the yelling, the smell of fighters sweating, punching bags and each other, one of the boxers comes over to his corner following three rounds of heavy hitting and says to his manager, "I really want a shot at the kid, Kid Jackson....
• A pickup with three guys in it pulls into the lumber yard.
  One of the men gets out and goes into the office....
• Some people think of wizards as nothing more than men in pointy hats who like to go around turning people into toads.
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