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• Though I'd been taught at our dining room table about the solar system and knew the earth revolved around the su
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• 1. That's the way we've always done it around here.
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• LaForge: "You know, this might work? We can't change the gravitational constant of the universe
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• Would someone please tell me what the hell is going on around here?
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
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• What they said: What they meant: "I recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever.
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