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• The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect martini is a belt of gin from the bottle
  anything else is the decadent trappings of civilization. -- T.K....
• A pilgrim returning from Lourdes tried to sneak an extra bottle of gin through customs, but was stopped by an official.
  "What's in that bottle?" he asked. "It's holy water from Lourdes....
• Connoisseurs who like their martinis very dry suggest simply allowing a ray of sunlight to shine through a bottle of Noilly Prat before it hits the gin.
  -- Luis Bunuel...
• Another gin and tonic, please.
• Teutonic [n] -- Not enough gin.
• TEUTONIC: Not enough gin.
• HELLOOOOOOO SysOp!
• A bottle of sweat for every bottle of wine.
• My SysOp can beat up your SysOp!