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• In this fortune, the concluding three words 'were left out'.
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• I know karate...and seven other Chinese words.
• The seven words you can never, ever say are f
• The words of the profits were written on the studio walls -- Rush
• Odious! in woollen! 't would a saint provoke," Were the last words that poor Narcissa spoke.
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• There is no skin on his thighs, And walking comes hard.
  If a man were to let himself be led like a sheep, Remorse would disappear....
• There sometimes wants only a stroke of fortune to discover numberless latent good or bad qualities, which would otherwise have been eternally concealed
  as words written with a certain liquor appear only when applied to the fire. -- Greville...