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• On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
  -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow...
• When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.
  -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow...
• There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil. -- Avery
• A pencil with no point needs no eraser.