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• Someone who had begun to read geometry with Euclid, when he had learned the first proposition, asked Euclid, "But what shall I get by learning these things?
  whereupon Euclid called his slave and said "Give him three-pence since he must make gain out of what he knows....
• Geometry teaches us to bisex angels.
• Monty Pythagoras: The Ministry of Silly Geometry.
• Crown Prince of the Crown Royal
• Royal guards do it in uniforms.
• Geometry: what the acorn said after it grew up.
• You have more angles than a geometry book.
• El Camino Bignum: /el' k*-mee'noh big'nuhm/ n. The road mundanely called El Camino Real
  a road through the San Francisco peninsula that originally extended all the way down to Mexico City and many portions of which are still intact....