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• There are no physicists in the hottest parts of hell
  because the existence of a "hottest part" implies a temperature difference, and any marginally competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat engine and make some other part of hell comfortably cool....
• The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality.
  -- Dante Alighieri (1265-1321)...
• The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed from available data.
  Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, "Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days....
• The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed.
  Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, "Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days....
• The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire. -- Richard M. Nixon, former U.S. preside
• This year's hottest Christmas gift was the Mario Cuomo doll. You wind it up, and it doesn't run.