The Ten Commandments for Technicians:
1: Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged
capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a
most untechnician-like manner.
7: Work thou not on energized equipment, for if thou dost, thy
fellow workers will surely buy beers for thy widow and console
her in other ways.
1: Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged
capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a
most untechnician-like manner.
7: Work thou not on energized equipment, for if thou dost, thy
fellow workers will surely buy beers for thy widow and console
her in other ways.
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(1) Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged
capacitor,
lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks ... - One of the Ten Commandments for Technicians
(7) Work thou not on energized equipment,
for if thou dost, thy fellow workers will... - The First Commandment for Technicians:
Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged
capacitor,
lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a... - Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged
capacitor,
lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a... - Work thou not on energized equipment, for if thou dost,
thy fellow workers will surely buy beers for thy widow... - The Seventh Commandments for Technicians
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for if thou dost, thy fellow workers will surely buy... - The Commandments of the EE:
1: Beware of lightning that lurketh in an uncharged condenser
lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most
embarrassing manner.
2: Cause thou the switch that supplieth large quantities... - The Commandments of the EE:
5: Take care that thou useth the proper method when thou takest the
measures of high-voltage circuits too,
that thou dost not incinerate both thee and thy test... - The Commandments of the EE:
9: Trifle thee not with radioactive tubes and substances lest thou
commence to glow in the dark like a lightning bug,
and thy wife be frustrated and have not further use...
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Your shit is our bread & butter...
