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• There once was a plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing his maid by the sea, Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!
  Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me....
• Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.
  -- Rita Mae Brow...
• Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet.
  In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by turning up the radio....
• Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet.
  In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by turning up the radio....
• It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it. -- Henry Alle