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• The happiest time of a person's life is after his first divorce. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
• Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it.
  Why, thought Milligan, this very moment might be the happiest in my life....
• Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism, it's just the opposite.
  -- John Kenneth Galbraith...
• Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism, it's just the opposite.
  -- John Kenneth Galbraith...
• Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. -- J.K. Galbraith
• Of course I am sure you have all heard of Ma and Pa Kettle getting bored with life and deciding to go on the new television program, Divorce Court.
  They even agreed to get a divorce, just to see how it would feel....
• Once upon a time, people lived happily ever after. Now people live happily ever after, too
  after the kids are out of the house and through college...