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• Now it seems to me some fine things have been laid upon your table, but you only want the ones that you can't get.
  -- The Eagle...
• Make the same mistakes twice and you won't have time for new ones!
• TeX /tekh/ n. An extremely powerful macro-based text formatter written by Donald E.
  Knuth, very popular in the computer-science community (it is good enough to have displaced Unix troff, the other favored formatter, even at many Unix installations)....
• Programs. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs.
• Deteriorata: Go placidly amid the noise and waste and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep....
• Airplane Law When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
• When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
  -- Node's Postulate for Travelle...
• When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. The Airplane Law