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• You may be redneck... if you still owe money on your 8-track tape player.
• ack n. The set of things a person has to do in the future.
  One speaks of the next project to be attacked as having risen to the top of the stack....
• POLITICIAN, n. An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared.
  When we wriggles he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice....
• Politician, n.: An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared.
  When he wriggles, he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice....
• README file n. Hacker's-eye introduction traditionally included in the top-level directory of a Unix source distributio
  containing a pointer to more detailed documentation, credits, miscellaneous revision history, notes, etc....
• boot v.,n. [techspeak; from `by one's bootstraps'] To load and initialize the operating system on a machine.
  This usage is no longer jargon (having passed into techspeak) but has given rise to some derivatives that are still jargon....
• TECO /tee'koh/ n.,v. obs. 1. [originally an acronym for `[paper] Tape Editor and COrrector'
  later, `Text Editor and COrrector'] n. A text editor developed at MIT and modified by just about everybody....
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You shudder every time you walk past a sushi bar.