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• All trails have more uphill sections than they have downhill sections.
  -- Shedenhelm's Law of Backpacking...
• barn n. [uncommon; prob. from the nuclear military] An unexpectedly large quantity of something
  a unit of measurement. "Why is /var/adm taking up so much space?...
• Oh, why do they have to put all of this crud in my newspaper.
  [tosses sections aside] "World." "The Arts." "Religion....
• elite adj. Clueful. Plugged-in. One of the cognoscenti.
  Also used as a general positive adjective. This term is not actually hacker slang in the strict sense...
• The road uphill and the road downhill are one and the same. -- Heraclitu
• Where there is uphill there is downhill. -- Moth-eaten Tibetan Proverb
• Homer: We don't have anything in common. [opens the record cabinet, with "Marge" and "Homer" sections] Look at these record
  Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers....
• Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
• The meek inherit the earth -- usually in small sections... about 6 by 3.