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• SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
  You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics....
• LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23) Major achievements, new friends, and a previously unexplored way to make a lot of money will come to a lot of people today, but unfortunately you won't be one of them.
  Consider not getting out of bed today....
• SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) Move slowly today, be deliberate.
  Indications are for bleeding ulcers. Drink milk....
• If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you can do would be to throw the kind of party where your guests wake up today, and call you to say they had a nice time.
  Now you'll be be expected to throw another party next year....