Rules for Good Grammar #4. 1: Don't use no double negatives.

Rules for Good Grammar #4.
1: Don't use no double negatives.
2: Make each pronoun agree with their antecedents.
3: Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
4: About them sentence fragments.
5: When dangling, watch your participles.
6: Verbs has got to agree with their subjects.
7: Just between you and i, case is important.
8: Don't write run-on sentences when they are hard to read.
9: Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.
10: Try to not ever split infinitives.
11: It is important to use your apostrophe's correctly.
12: Proofread your writing to see if you any words out.
13: Correct speling is essential.
14: A preposition is something you never end a sentence with.
15: While a transcendant vocabulary is laudable, one must be eternally
careful so that the calculated objective of communication does not
become ensconsed in obscurity. In other words, eschew obfuscation.